Shredders, Love em' or shred em'

About 6 weeks ago my shredder died, not a nice death that a good quality shredder should hope to die, no this death was from choking. It was horrible, i wsa just going along shredding and then it happened, it started knocking and shaking then its world ended, no smoke, no fire, no explosions, it just locked up.
She got a great burial, 1 new garbage bag all to herself, and that was it.
That is until today. I was minding my own business when out of the blue this 19lb. tiny beast reared its ugly box twards me. She was beautiful. I fired her up right their in the store, nice and quiet, it even left beautiful tiny confetti type papers! I had to have her, i bought her and now she is at home, ive given it a good workout today, no signs of weakness! I even gave her a good lubbing (she liked that) she was even quieter after that!
im in love with a shredder (do, do!)